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Word came yesterday that Acting State Department spokesimbecile Marie Harf is being promoted to Senior Advisor for Strategic Communications to Secretary of State John “Why-The-Long-Face” Kerry. Initially, I thought the story emanated from the satirists at The Onion, but no, the story is befuddlingly true. She will assist the equally cretinous propagandist Kerry in the Obama Administration’s catastrophic foreign policy between the U.S. and the hostile nation of Iran on…wait for it…nuclear weapons.
Ian Tuttle once opined that Marie Harf must be under the impression that the film Legally Blonde was a documentary. I doubt anyone would disagree with that assessment. Suffice to say Ms. Harf does not have a rich intellectual life. She’s intellectually incurious and dumber than a box of rocks, but that’s being wickedly unfair to the rocks. God help us all.
State Dept Spox Marie Harf gets promoted; here's a look back at her time speaking on behalf of the U.S. goverment https://t.co/K5JHHx6jPJ— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) May 27, 2015
To: all ISIS team members From: Achmed Re: LOL check out this hilarious infidel Onion story https://t.co/MDtv0Kjk6L— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 27, 2015