Saturday, June 23, 2012

Obama Re-Election Campaign: All Your Wedding Presents Are Belong To Us

From The Daily Caller—On Thursday the Obama-Biden re-election blog debuted a new option for supporters to help raise campaign cash.

“Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up?” the post asks. “Let your friends know how important this election is to you—register with Obama 2012, and ask for a donation in lieu of a gift. It’s a great way to support the President on your big day. Plus, it’s a gift that we can all appreciate—and goes a lot further than a gravy bowl.”

Any event that you register must have a donation goal of $50 or more according to The Daily Caller.

“By requesting a donation in lieu of a typical gift, you’re helping make sure Obama 2012 organizers and volunteers have the clipboards, pamphlets, and gas money they need to get the word out about the choice we have to make in November. And you’re saving your guest the hassle of curling a ribbon or guessing your size.”

Did Teddy Roosevelt have Teh Won in mind when he quipped, “He wants to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every christening?”

Stay creepy classy, my friend.

(Image photoshopped from Awkward Family Photos)

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