Saturday, August 4, 2012

The Word’s Out That You’re A Pederast Harry

What are you hiding Harry?  The Intertoobs are ablaze with declarations from various unnamed sources that you like cute little boys.  Some guy I know knows a guy that knows a guy who says you’re a pederast and that Jerry Sandusky is your hero.  Tsk, tsk.
The avalanche of snark leveled against you continues to grow.

This just in. Harry Reid’s office refuses to deny the rumors of pederastery.

Evil apparently took over his lips when he asserted that Mitt Romney hasn’t paid any taxes for ten years.
Of greater interest to me are President Obama's school records; Mitt Romney's tax records, not so much.  We already know Romney is a pretty rich dude.  


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