Saturday, December 29, 2012

Hillary And Bill: Grifters Mix With Jetsetters in Punta Cana

Dominican Today and Human Events are both reporting that Cigar Boy and Billary will be “enjoying their year-end vacation in Punta Cana, in the eastern coast of the Dominican Republic.”
Press reports state that the recently ill (ahem) Hillary and the perpetually randy Bill will be staying at the well-appointed Puntacana Resort & Club, home to the Caribbean’s ultimate beach and golfing experience.
It is rumored that they may both attend a fashion show held in honor of “famous Dominican designer” Oscar de la Renta.
Besides the Hillbillies, other jetsetters who will be at the resort are the lisping dimbulb Barbara Walters, Vogue editor and possible Ambassador to Paris Anna Wintour and Spanish actress Mar Flores and her hubby Javier Merino.
There’s nothing like the salt air and tropical breezes to help you forget your troubles.  Oh, wait.  She’s already forgotten them.  Convenient concussion, you know.

Enjoy yourselves kids and remember, don't drink the water.  We’d hate for Hillary to contract another nasty “stomach flu.”

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